You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

What are you groping for? I don't do it on a first date, but I can suck your dick

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

Squeals like a bitch, because anal in a tight asshole is very painful

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does